This week, on American Dreams! I mean, Lost.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Out.”
“With who? Him?”
“Yes, and you can’t stop me. We’re in love.”
“He’s twice your age, Emily.”
“So what, Mom. Are you jealous?” Probably.
Emily runs out the door and into the rain. Then, inexplicably, she runs right into the street without looking where she’s going.
Take that, Mom! Jealous much?